*blows a kiss at the sky* for Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
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It must b really fun being Rihanna
I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that
I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and
Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)
some highlights from dril, the vilest and funniest human being to ever exist on twiterr.r
“Don’t give birth to that bonehead in my office” is one of my favorite sentences ever written
remember when hey soul sister was on the radio and life didn’t suck ass
